Does Java Suck?

When fiddling around with wikipedia recently, i got to an article accidentally which defined why Java sucks inspite of being the best. The article written by Jamie Zawinski can be found here.

Since it has an awesome explanation of the fact that java has it's own drawbacks and limitations, i had to rethink on those and conclude the same even though i was/am/will continue to be an avid Java fanatic.

Feel free to jot down your thoughts as comments...